Jimmy Kimmel Crushes It With A Melania Trump Broke Joke


ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel stated that the largest loser of all on account of Trump’s lack of cash is his spouse, Melania, who’s going to get half of nothing.

Kimmel stated:

The good white supremacist has till Monday to provide you with a $464 million bond, or the state might seize and promote his property. Trump stated, “No person has ever heard of something like this earlier than.” Trump wants money  We’ve by no means heard of a lot of the loopy stuff you do earlier than  No person ever heard of the president altering the climate with a Sharpie earlier than, both. 

One thing tells me that over the weekend, Trump’s going to start out speaking about how robust Vladimir Putin is, then immediately a dump truck filled with rubles will pull up and canopy this for him  In fact, the true loser right here is Melania  She might find yourself with half of the nothing he owns  I hope she obtained an advance on that prenup  If you happen to suppose she hates him now, wait till he’s poor. 

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Jokes are abounding about Trump being unable to afford the New York fraud bond.

Even President Biden is joking about Trump’s lack of money.

It’s clear to everybody that Melania and Donald Trump don’t have a relationship based mostly on love. The Trumps are collectively as a enterprise association. Melania Trump has not dedicated to returning to Washington, DC, to function first woman if Donald Trump returns to the White Home.

The previous president deserves every thing that occurs to him. He’s accused of participating in a long time of enterprise fraud, and plenty of really feel that his spouse, who appears to be there for the cash, additionally deserves to be left with nothing.

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